The House Always Wins: North Vernon Vanity Poker Deck
Deal yourself a hand of civic side-eye with this savage Granny Punkbuster poker deck, designed for anyone who has ever watched local government treat taxpayer money like casino chips at a ribbon-cutting buffet.
This deck takes Granny’s purple-and-black sass straight to the card table, calling out the fine local tradition of gambling public money on personal vanity projects, résumé padding, photo ops, press releases, and the ancient municipal art of “trust us, it’s for the community.”
Perfect for poker night, government watchdogs, public meeting survivors, and anyone who knows the real gamble is asking where the money went and expecting a straight answer.
Shuffle carefully. The excuses are already marked.
More details
- 305 gsm premium-coated cardstock
- Size: 2.5″ × 3.5″ (6.4 cm × 8.9 cm)
- Standard 52-card deck with 2 Joker cards
- Customizable back side of the cards
- Includes white tuck box with cellophane display window
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Granny Punkbuster
- Email: contact@support.shop.grannypunkbuster.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Size: 2.5″ × 3.5″ (6.4 cm × 8.9 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
