Granny’s Recipe Black Apron
Serve dinner, stir the pot, and keep the nonsense out of the kitchen.
This black apron features Granny’s favorite recipe for surviving bad cooking, bad excuses, and bad government:
Two Cups Facts
One Cup Side-Eye
Zero Cups Bullshit
The bold vintage-style design stands out against the black fabric with cream, red, and gold details, complete with a measuring cup, suspicious eyes, kitchen utensils, and a firm prohibition on bullshit.
Perfect for home cooks, grill bosses, bakers, civic watchdogs, professional pot stirrers, and anyone whose patience has already reached a rolling boil.
A hilarious gift for birthdays, holidays, housewarmings, family cooks, or that one person who always arrives with food and receipts.
More details
- 100% organic cotton
- Fabric weight: 7.08 oz
- Adjustable straps
- Large front pocket in the front with 2 compartments
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Granny Punkbuster
- Email: contact@support.shop.grannypunkbuster.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the EU REACH requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
One Size:
- Length: 35.43"
- Width: 29.53"
- Strap length: 37.8"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
