Relic from the Scroll Mines of Granny

$327.10 MXN

Forged deep in the Granny archives, dragged out of the scroll mines, and slapped onto a black Gildan tee for public enjoyment.

This shirt is pure internet relic energy: loud, ridiculous, grimy, and dug up from the kind of comment-section cavern where jokes grow teeth. Featuring a one-tooth backhoe and a punchline that arrived already wearing work boots, it’s perfect for anyone who enjoys absurd local humor, ancient meme fossils, and shirts that make people stop, squint, and mutter, “What in the hell?”

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  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Pre-shrunk jersey knit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.